Once upon a time, there was only one Fleshlight. It soon became the most popular male sex toy in the land. The king began to worry that all the brave knights were so completely satisfied by this magical Original Lady, that no one would marry his unwed daughter. "Bring me an Original Lady Fleshlight!" commanded the concerned, but curious king.

The king was promptly supplied with a Fleshlight (on a satin pillow, of course), and retired to his bedchamber with it. A fortnight passed ...during which the king was neither seen nor heard ...except for what sounded like intermittent moans of pleasure emanating from the royal bedroom. Finally, a disheveled, weak-kneed king emerged, barely able to walk, but wearing a huge grin (and thankfully, also wearing the royal sleeping gown, albeit wrinkled and cum-stained).

"I hereby declare the Fleshlight Original Lady "Ye Official Male Masturbator," and that "Every knight in the kingdom must have one to take with him on the next crusade," said the king. He bestowed his princess daughter with an Original Lady, and made it clear to his kingdom that the nobleman or knight that wins his daughter's hand will be stroked to his heart's content.

Of course, everyone lived happily ever after.

Be you a damsel or knight... princess or king... buy the Original Lady Fleshlight and you too can live happily ever!

Original Lady Fleshlight features:

• Vaginal opening with realistic feel and look
• Soft and smooth original SuperSkin insert
• Discreet black Fleshlight case
• Water-based lube sample included